me and my cousins ready to wreak havoc after buying our Flintstone push-up pops

Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn’t the best idea during DC’s first week of summer heat

a thank-you card

When my wife, Jennifer Garner, says she's leaving me

making my Canadian radio debut w/ Jim Fagan for Canada Now to talk all things Star Wars & YubNub!

While I own the idea of this tweet, Elon Musk owns the pixels you’re looking at.

This is what I mean when I say I’ve been born again.

it was really fun freaking out about AppleVisionPros with yedoye in this episode!

It’s not what it looks like

I love practical FX.

This is my very first iPad drawing. I think her name is Denise. 🍠 🪰 🛋️

I’ve decided to open my very own Cheech and Chong edibles company.

We know he can swim but…

A fun remix of one of the best jokes ever written. Original by Emo Phillips.

This THURSDAY I will be performing in Buffalo, NY at Mr. Goodbar. eventbrite.com/e/ian-abramson…

The bag of salad in the back of my fridge while I order a pizza.

Hello! On September 28th, in celebration of my Birthday, I have put together a recording with some of Chicago's best comedians. This show will sell out! Buy tickets now. thehumboldtjungle.com/event-details/…