A real life Charlie Bucket in the Magic the Gathering world

To celebrate over 10 million players exploring in #Starfield, we're giving away another custom AMD GPU + CPU! Follow and repost to enter - a winner will be selected in one week! Rules: beth.games/3PLE1gi

Horrifying 😔 I have a habit of *not* closing the door on the cab/uber until *after* I've opened the boot/trunk which has my items. Adds a few seconds before I get my things, but it lessens the chance of the driver driving off since there's still a door open Hope the cat's safe

What world do we live in where this isn't pilloried up hill and down dale? It's absolutely bonkers. Even if it "worked", do they think he had a demon in him all this time? Are they all in an "Emperor has no clothes" scenario, just going along with it for fear of exclusion? Weird!

RATIOED AUSPOL TWEETS OF THE YEAR 2023 Gather round for it is time now to consign 2023 to the void of disrepute where it quite frankly belongs by counting down the most ratioed tweets (as known to me) related to Australian politics of the year.

Hey Microsoft Teams, I like the new client. However, the Ctrl+G shortcut is gone 😞 I used it extensively Ctrl+E should work for it, but it doesn't show me any of the channels I use frequently for some reason (it finds ones with same name in other teams I don't care about)

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

This kind of humour is my jam

He was kinda right, frankly.

Worth a crack. My youngest loves this game. At that age I'd have been into it heaps too, but now anything with crafting feels like a job. Anyway, it'd be nice to have a Series S console, and one with decoration would be even better! So #PalworldXboxSweepstakes please! Xbox 😎

Turns out we have hundreds of DM's we've never seen, so here it is: every single Batshit Moment In Australian Politics, a thread

#Xbox97Sweepstakes Want... 😊

Everything the twitter menswear guy writes is gold already, but this is platinum posting. 👏

This entire thread tickles so many bones for me

Does whatsapp have a silly "pay to be verified" fake bait & engagement checkmark now too??

Rare #auspol sighting in the menswear twitter sphere. I reckon this will be on news dot com dot au, and maybe sky since Albo is given as the example of "men don't know what they're doing" 6 News Australia - article from you first please (maybe ur already all over it - haven't checked)

Excellent tie in. My kind of marketing #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

Vienetta was like having gold leaf toilet paper

Amazing to see.

So much this! drive.com.au/caradvice/indi… Frustrating that people don't indicate left when they're leaving the roundabout. As the article says, right at the bottom, it improves traffic flow and reduces uncertainty. Best thing to do when driving is to be predictable. Indicating helps