In case you’re not sure what you’re gonna be for Halloween...you can be mine

having a pet can change your mood for the better

me and my pet:

I like when she shy at first then turn into a lil weirdo

hate it when my phone dies instead of me

I’ll cancel my whole night just to come lay with you

she’s a 10 but unbuttons her pants after she eats

“Disappointed, but not surprised“ has been my biggest mood this year

why is naked pronounced naked but baked is pronounced baked instead of baked

type “today I will” and let ur keyboard finish the sentence…