Sometimes you gotta LOCK TF IN

OH FUCK EARTHQUAKE

This cutie asked me out on a date last night and I couldn’t turn her down 🥰💚

Had my first margarita over the weekend and went to Knotts Summer Nights ❤️

I caught the earthquake live on stream yesterday and it was scary man 😭 The camera was shaking and I was terrified because I didn’t expect the ground to suddenly start shaking as I’m playing some garbage sexpert. Felt like I was in a level where thwomps are constantly stomping💀

While driving to the beach last night I saw houses with Christmas lights up and it reminded me that I need to begin decorating my room for Christmas. I can’t believe Christmas is right around the corner already. That was fast. ❤️💚

Beat it so you don't have to.

Ube FUCKS

Do you ever wonder if Grimace jizzes out ube sauce and if so, you ever wonder how often his dick gets sucked off

Hey Twitch Support you guys banned my 24/7 channel iiPK_Reruns under "impersonation". It's my channel, I'm not impersonating myself as that would be crazy lol. Please fix this 🙏