Southampton ballot unsuccessful ❌ 0/1 #NUFC

If anyone comes across any spares please let me know #NUFC

Every new story on this Thiaw lad for the last week has basically been #NUFC have not yet bid for him.

Not a set of supporters like them in the world.

The #NUFC hierachy are using bigger PL clubs down south as a benchmark for their pricing and overlooking the fact that the North East is a totally different, working class, demographic. Charging our fanbase London prices in an area where we don't get London wages. Not good.

Sky Sports big 7 you say? #NUFC

And now we are closing in on the end of the week without a hint of movement 🙃 #NUFC

I genuinely find some of these football YT channels fascinating. They're like a combination of QVC salespeople and evangelical preachers. Even the language. 'If you're backing Ten Hag, hit like'. 'If you're happy with Yoro, hit subscribe'. And it's all 'we'. 'We' as a 'community'

That Goldbridge has a book coming out (I mean, fair enough if there's a market) but he's talking about how pre-ordering it & making it a Sunday Times bestseller will be a great achievement for 'us' & how 'we as a community' can make it happen. You almost have to admire the hustle

I don't think there is sun cream powerful enough to deal with what is to come here.

The meltdown when #NUFC release the lineup for this match on Saturday is going to be biblical. We already know it's going to be awful, but coupled with the lack of transfer activity, I feel it's going to tip people over the edge.

Could well be the worst argument I have ever seen in regards to the rising costs in football #NUFC

The stats of a £40m striker. The market is fucked.

Are there any new comedy series that are actually any good? There is a limit to how many times I can switch between the US Office, Parks & Rec and Curb on repeat.

Not tweeting again until David Ornstein reveals #NUFC have agreed a deal for a player.