Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

Did they have to unveil her right next to Darth Vader and Qui-Gon Jinn ??

I do sometimes think the internet was a mistake but then I get to see things like a man in belfast chug a bottle of vinegar on the street in the pouring rain

up cork

cork waterstones if you’re lookin

my greatest achievement with the book is that it’s ended up in the humour section rather than food and drink, even though it is quite literally a book entirely about a drink

Tennants is elite

Came in here the day after Ian tweeted that and they were out. I’m only back now and by god she’s gorgeous.

god bless pro wrestling

Shane MacGowan relevant as always

one million beers and higher by creed

brat summer is over. the time of the orc has come

few nights out as chaotic as the one where you’re abroad and you fail to realise the local beer you’ve been flinging back is 7%

I’m the one making the noises on starliner, sorry all, I was feeling silly

if clapham has a million haters, then i am one of them. if it has ten haters, then i am one of them. if it has only one hater then that is me. if clapham has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves clapham, then i am against the world (red setters)

sad to announce I’ve started properly getting into football manager for the first time and I can see my life slowly slipping away before my eyes