Penalty to Veekay for mistaking Indycars for Bumper Cars

Penalty to O'Ward for the blocky blocky smacky smacky

Penalty to Lundgaard for stealing a sign.

Unsafe release to the #7 because he's more entertaining when he's pissed off.

To help even out the field, on his next stop O'Ward must exit his car, do the hokey pokey, and then resume his race. We expect he will retain a significant advantage.

Kudos to Felix for taking one for the show, and giving us a chance to clean up some marbles and get a few more on the lead lap.

Willy P considered if 3 wheeling could save some weight, but it turned out to be a bad strategy, and he took the 4th tire upon reconsidering.

Malukas is getting a $10 bonus from TMS for helping mow the grass.

This NTT INDYCAR SERIES car race on NBC Sports is unreal!!!!

Penalty for Rahal, all 4 wheels are required to remain on the track at all times on ovals.

If you're watching the end of this Indycar race remember to breathe now and then.

Biggest penalty I can give to Grosjean for spoiling what was going to be an amazing finish.

That IndyCar finish, to me, is part and parcel of the greater NASCAR discourse this week. To me, a finish like that means more because you know inside the final 10 that any caution could be it. It validates the entirety of a race instead of potentially, randomly, undoing it.

What's that you say? Blatant weaving and blocking by Palou?

Ouch. That's the hardest I've been thrown at anyone in a long time. That's gonna leave a mark.

The good news is you'll be able to watch the entire Indy 500 broadcast replay in only 28 minutes, once you cut out all the commercial breaks.