I'm far from an optimist but I have to admit eternal doomerism on this app is far more annoying than the alternative. I'm ready to join the positive thinkers. Taking the golden retriever pill

Now that's a quote

The testimonies collected by B'Tselem בצלם بتسيلم in their new report on the Israeli torture camps are even worse than you could imagine btselem.org/publications/2…

Ok it was a funny joke but it's time to get the cybertrucks off the streets now

By now there has to be an adult man somewhere who says stuff like "Rare wife L" during an argument with his wife right

No matter what pseudo academic language you shroud it in, if you have strong opinions about the proper role of women in society you're automatically a stinky internet guy. Realizing this makes the stinky internet guy angry and even more prone to arguing online

which one are you

"Look at this clip of a guy who makes money when people get mad at him" No thank you I will not

Reading a book about con men (written in 1940) and its description of the perfect target is indistinguishable from today's too-online big tech oligarch

Only children "sleep in." Adults wake up at 6:30 am on the dot without an alarm every single day including weekends

It's been long enough that I can say it: we should've ignored 9/11. By responding we showed that it bothered us

[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder

It's that time of year again

It's so sad when people have internet-poisoned parents. Ranting about all manner of horseshit. Dads should only ever log on to post something like "It's a beautiful night!" once every few months

I'm interested in having a large financial windfall. Even better if it's unearned

My issue with raw milk people is their suspicion of science doesn't go far enough. They still run their A/C, which is how the government pumps mind control particles into your home. And let's not even discuss refrigerators

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you

Tim Walz: You can get chicken breasts for $2.99 a pound. Check the weekly ad and sometimes the app has coupons as well JD Vance (shaking like a chihuahua but also smiling): Every time a woman has non-procreative sex she loses a piece of her eternal soul

If my current behavior contradicts my past behavior that's none of my business. That person isn't me. You are fact checking the wind

Why can't I go to the website of the company Toyota and order a car. Why must I go to the local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery and waste 3 hours of my time