cloud nothings-attack on memory (2012)

yay cleveland

a true alpha male would not advertise that they are an alpha male. they just expect everyone to assume it

my dog nephew duke

i've been looking for a reason to light a cigarette

i make *myself* laugh, and that's the important thing

never go swammin
with bow legged wammin

[michael stipe voice]

i love this man

me, the first time it drops to 50 degrees

managed to get high enough to forget my address

If you think being fat is bad for a person’s health, wait till you learn about the health consequences of hating your body and being treated as a less valuable person by strangers and family alike.

it’s a cards weekend

went to a yard sale

had half a bismark (pastry with whipped cream and jelly), a piece of pumpkin mousse cake and potato chips for breakfast. will i regret this? absolutely not

is that the queen

my face when you try to improve on my joke in the replies