I know there’s a typhoon and rice shortages going on and honestly it might be the best time to be in a hospital 😳 I feel like I’m in a different world.

pls do not sent me voice notes 🥲 by the time i could listen to them i’ll already have forgotten about them thank and sry

What

guys is it ableist to expect people to write their own novels during national novel writing month

Everything You Need To Know: DON'T DO IT

Watching husband count sheep for baby to sleep has made me fall in love with him all over again. Oh my god.

Do you remember when you joined TWITTER? I do! #MyTWITTERAnniversary … how tf did I last this long holy shit

putting “reddit” at the end of every question i have on google cuz i will never trust an AI i need John from 13 years ago that has the same problem as me to solve it

Also, yes, this was me 😂 I was the “heavily pregnant woman” and I’m still mad this happened.

Also, super special shout-out to all my Twitter friends who knew I was pregnant and respected my wishes to not post about it online 💜 you made my year! 💕

“Thought I saw a Shibainu! I was mistaken.”

TS Haters who don’t know what’s going on are celebrating. Swifties who know what’s going on are also celebrating. (🛴)

People allocating that money are old geezers who will only benefit down the line from those decisions ☺️