" Ule anuziwa airport abebe asiwache hapo!" - Swings Mauno Injecting the Adani story!

Weh mpatie si mko kwa serikali

Wonder kids tuko Brazil 3rd division na hakuna hata club iko interested 😂😂 hawa watu hawajui kuspot prospects bana. Wanabaki wameuziana lukaku na morata every season

Roberto Calories

Yaani kumbe NHIF inapigwa ngeta ikufe ndiyo Adani wakulie SHIF. I'm tired! Kila siku unakasirishwa na something new

“Ball up top” is a crazy phrase to tweet after the most traumatic thing in your life.

This😂

Sifuna ako na kazi ngumu! One moment ana debate how ODM is not in govt, mpaka veins inatokea kwa forehead. Then next moment Namba 9 wao anapiga bonge la Own Goal, top corner 😂😂

Cristiano Ronando's

You met with a Kenyan in Tanzania to strengthen relations with Tanzania 😂😂😂

Eeh Haaland jameni

Ulizeni Ruto na huyo mdosi wenu mfupi.

Bringing discomfort to the next man because the last man disappointed you is wild. I know we like to overlook it but babies are so permanent you can’t fool anyone the decision to have them with that person wasn’t thought-through. It’s only a regret in hind-sight if you’re hurt.

It's unconstitutional guys

Martinelli angepeana ile pass tungekuwa 1-0 up saa hii. Uchoyo tu!

Reigning victorious on derby day 🤩

Jorginho alikuwa anasinya na kuanguka anguka apewe foul. A good team ingetu punish!

Then those who don't rate Ødegaard, I hope mumeona vile tume struggle! Tukicheza hivi next week, we'll see very bad thing.