the world owes him a men’s loafer going 75 mph

By the end of his tenure, this man was bombing SEVEN countries simultaneously.

No 🫶🏽

Oh I don't know, I think that territory is actually very well charted

Why the outrage about Oasis & dynamic pricing but not about energy companies and their dynamic pricing?

Weird how "dynamic pricing" never seems to mean you can get gig tickets for a fiver if they're not selling well

Hear me out. 26,000 bike shelters

"Ozempic only works while you're on it! Once you go off you'll be fat again!" As opposed to diet and exercise, which you only have to do once.

IQ is an accurate predictor of intelligence in that if you meet someone whose worldview is centered around it, you know immediately they're one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there.

We used to have funeral curry or chilli at half time at the club, but woke took that too

Yappers couldn't shut up about swinging the lead for clout online

and snacks, I bring the snacks

That’s horrible, billionaires should make every effort to visit the Titanic before it’s gone for good!

how many killers are in that building omg

I just want to remind people in the midst of more abuse coming to light that the laundry nuns are still active and receiving over 14 million a year in funding for the government and are being allowed to open a centre for women being abused in direct provision

Great news!

Funny we haven't seen any pontificating bishops wheeled out for this news cycle huh

AND SHE ATE IT