People used to ask why I don't want kids & I'd say "I don't want to clean up poop & pee" but after 100 chickens, 10 ducks, 2 parrots & an injured cat - my entire life is cleaning up poop & pee. I'm ready to admit I just think human babies are gross.

Sleeping 2 hours a night is also probably SH but you can only see it BEHIND MY EYES OK

Muting 98% of what shows up on my feed & telling myself Im just like the BRF

There's a trend where people are running their astrocartigraphy charts and they're "so accurate and personal" Mine all say I need to move to Siberia?!?!!;! 😭

i try not to post on here too much but I wanted to let Dropout know they're my first "e-channel" subscription ever almost solely because I found Gabe Hicks Probably watching a lot of new fun gameshows too, now... but that man is a ferocious comedic talent who deserves praise

So Project Runway said you could buy the charity shirts on the Bravo site and you cannot. Evil and gross. It's a streaming show. It's a new season. A limited run? Or NOTHING?

HELLO?! Citing an example of McMahon’s “extreme depravity,” ...“he defecated on Ms. Grant during a threesome, & then commanded her to continue pleasuring his ‘friend’ — with feces in her hair & running down her back — while McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off"

Candace LaRae dressed like a Thrive tube tn

Nia Jax is the only woman wrestler I would say qualifies as a "real motherfucker."

Used to be that when your egg hatched you could still wear the bottom part as underpants and the top part as a little hat as your went about your business. But you can’t anymore. Because of woke.

I know everyone is mad at Nicki Minaj because she's yelling about "I got two feet, one feet, bum feet" and whatever.... but it's been 15 years and I STILL NEED SOMEONE TO TEACH ME HER EYELINER

I'm gunna try it again today & end up looking like Nicki Minahhh

Honestly nevermind that I just posted here I keep accidentally opening this app instead of threads!! They need to change the icon color!!! I'm so embarrassed

I'm on threads @ stormfawn and blewsky as @ deathjitsu don't want to do this Elon dance anymore

Uh Christal Young just fumbled her words on Good Day New York during a Women's History Month report, calling an all female flight crew "cockpilots."

bro Escape Motions pleaaase tell me anyone is working on a saturday who can get the server back up im deaaad

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