Just in case I have not properly conveyed the madness..

This. I mean it’s fast.

Once more..No fucking idea what is going on.

And that is apparently that. Won’t be hanging about for track to open. Rather head for a cool taco place in Nice!

Spot of lunch.

Just heading back to the boat (is it a ship?) now.

Spot of dinner.😂

In your Tuesday's Daily Record front page: Ibrox legend Andy Goram has told how his old teammate saved his life by helping him beat booze. #scotpapers

Today's Daily Record front page leads on tennis hero Sir Andy Murray blasting the US's refusal to change gun laws in the wake of the Texas mass shooting #ScotPapers

Having 10 available X-ray machines but only one opened while there are 1000 people queuing is pretty much the dumbest thing I’ve seen in years! Whoever is ‘in charge’ of this shambles should be out of a job by morning. #bristolairport

Hey @easyjet I’m due on 7.45 Bristol to Glasgow but still stuck in worst - by an absolute mile - security queue ever. Don’t think there is any chance I’m making it on time. What should I do next?

Friday's Daily Record front page: Bombshell figures show that Scots can expect to die earlier than anywhere else in the UK. #scotpapers

Today's Daily Record front page leads on the news that 10 years of Tory austerity has slashed the income of the poorest Scots by almost 16% #ScotPapers

Today's Daily Record front page leads with the news that police are hunting thugs who murdered a young Scots woman after running her car off the road #ScotPapers

Decent view for a spot of lunch.

Lunch ain’t to shabby either.

Can recommend the lobster - and the rose wine - at East Neuk smokehouse St Monans! Magnificent.

East Pier smokehouse, even. I blame the rose.