My high school basketball scouting report

Why couldn’t anyone else have written Harry Potter this is so exhausting

Close enough, welcome back Corlys Velaryon

Rachel Brosnahan whenever they filmed Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Elon Musk has unequivocally ruined this app, but not even he can take away the magic of posts like this

This is who Michael Jordan was playing against in the 90s

Legitimately unbelievable accolades for a career backup: -Super Bowl MVP -2nd best TD/INT Ratio in a single season (27/2) -Tied for most passing TD in a single game (7) -1 of 2 players with a passing TD and a receiving TD in the Super Bowl

THIS IS HOOPS

But when Raygun does this in the Olympic break dancing competition, everyone laughs at her

Kenny Pickett ruining the slide rule for quarterbacks in college

Pink and The Chicks when they get bumped off the DNC final night lineup because Beyoncé and Taylor Swift are showing up

Bottled Capri Sun

Best part of Week 1 of College Football is it’s basically the 1st Round of the NCAA Tournament. If this isn’t a 7-10 game and a 1-16 game, I don’t know what is

This is the entire plot of Cars (2006)

Please Lamar Jackson

Telling people I’m older than Google is going to be an insane flex in 2078