An Ontario woman was shocked to find a black widow spider in her groceries. Especially since it was in a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Black Widow Spiders.

A new poll shows that most Canadians are against a Trump re-election. Which accounts for an absolutely crucial 0% of the vote.

On this day in 1917, Canada introduced its first income tax as a "temporary measure." So that fun little experiment should be wrapping up aaaany day now.

Authorities claim that a Canadian company is at the centre of an international pyramid scheme. The company hasn't responded to the accusation, but they did ask two people to respond for them, and each one asked two people to respond for *them*, and so on.

The Ontario government is giving Toronto up to $73M to speed up repairs on the Gardiner, which they loaded into an armored vehicle that then promptly got stuck on the Gardiner.

According to a new Australian study, humans are the planet's most frightening predator. Finishing tied for a close second? Every single animal in Australia.

Thousands of Scotiabank clients are reporting outages on payday. Scotiabank: You're Richer Than You Think, Just Give Us A Sec Lol.

When asked about the Loblaws boycott, CEO Per Bank said "one customer lost is one too many". He also said he looks forward to welcoming those customers back with open arms*. *pockets

It's a beautiful, sunny July day today. If you do feel any wind, it's probably just a Canadian soccer drone whizzing past your head.

Crime is on the rise in Saskatchewan, according to new data collected by someone standing outside in the middle of the province and being able to see all of it.

Enjoy watching this afternoon's Olympic events! There's a bit of a time-shift since it's in France, but it's still always fun to learn today what our athletes did yesterday so we can all talk about it tomorrow.

A new study shows that "new car smell" could actually become more hazardous in hotter weather. "Ugh, could this job get any worse?" said Canada's giant underground network of car thieves.

Congratulations to Summer McIntosh on her gold medal in swimming at the Paris Olympics, narrowly edging out arch-rivals Autumn Honeycrisp, Winter Spartan, and Spring Cortland.

A shoplifting bird nicknamed Steven Seagull has been banned from a corner store in the UK. But with a name like that, he'll probably stick around forever whether you like him or not.

An Air Canada flight from Casablanca was cancelled after an incident between a flight attendant and a passenger, in which the attendant said "here's looking at you kid" and left the passenger on the tarmac.

An heir to the Hermès fortune says he's not sure where his billions of dollars in stock went. Wow, really fumbled the bag on that one.

Concerns about "cost and quality" have prompted a new probe into Canada's airline industry. "Sure," responded an airline spokesperson, "but besides costing too much and not being good, name ONE thing we're doing wrong."

The founder of Take Back Alberta is facing contempt of court allegations for refusing to share the organization's records. He had initially told the court he would provide them, but then he took it back.

StubHub has been sued for allegedly inflating ticket prices with extra fees. Including their most popular Hey At Least We Aren't Ticketmaster? Fee.

Season 32. September 17th at 8pm on @cbc & CBC Gem.