Thank you, LOVE, for hosting this town hall last night. There's a lot at stake for our communities right now and it's critical we bring to the forefront how coronavirus is perpetuating racial inequality and health disparities. complex.com/life/2020/04/d…

This is the only route this guy knows

I love this godforsaken app

Dark mode icons that are bigger in IOS 18 look sick as hell.

Easy answer.

Fuck you Philly.

4 NFC favorites go down in week 2. SanFraudciso Philthy Lions Cowboys The NFL is the greatest

She’s like a bad case of genital warts. Just won’t go away.

Sounds like a ton of SEAMAN

“Less gay” lmao

They are nickel and diming us to death

“In 2026, we will be adding a 10% fart fee. To pass gas in our stadium, you must pay to keep a competitive edge against our opponents”

Does any other iPhone user get double notifications for certain apps? Like Twitter or email? Shits annoying.

This weekend is gonna be insane. I can’t stop thinking about it.

One day my dreams like this tweet will come true

Me on Monday: no way the queers can get weirder Me on Tuesday: the queers got weirder