Hey, so, like, I've actually been meaning to talk to you. [closes the door behind me] I know you saw me transform into a greedy little goblin the other day.

If only Flannery O'Connor had had AI, she could have written thousands, maybe millions, of stories

In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rrahfd…

Traveling back in time to 1988 and starving to death because no one knows what a "handheld" is

Publish a book using the PUBLISH method: Publish a book, and Use your career earnings to Buy a single Lottery ticket. It doesn't matter if you win, the key is Simply having Hope

nothing engratifies me more than abilifying my students

every other day On Here, a midwestern person is like "sitting backwards in a chair, what's more midwestern?" or "that midwestern thing when you eat your fries first"

Protagonists and themes truly are lowkey goated when a piece of media existing is the vibe