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I like to express my disagreement by exploding into a thousand bats.

I want one!! 😍😍🖤

I love awkward people. Awkward is so underrated.

They did something to the Cheez-Its. They're worse now. I know this as well as I know my own name.

Anybody else feel like you're always in survival mode bc fuuuuuuuuuck

Whisper your Dunkin order in my ear.

Padres lose DBacks lose Braves lose

Don't forget to be an asshole today, you never know who is having a good day that doesn't deserve it.

An endless cycle of endings and beginnings.

The crack of dawn is a whip.

No one gives a fuck about your life story, you decrepit dinosaur.

I should have followed my dreams and become a comic book villain.

good day to fuck some shit up

Better late than never

Block me then, you punk ass bitch.

I could never be interested in a man whose sole objective is to get his dick wet, so looks like I'm dying alone.

Too sensitive for deaths in the family.