I hope there are many critics (especially in the American media) hanging their vacuous heads in shame today.

😬Yikes! Is this an accident? Or is something else at play!

Last week I tripped and fell (ouch!), and found myself at Auckland City Hospital - 20 mins triage; Ultrasound, X-ray & CT scans (4 broken ribs). 4 days of superb friendly care and a shopping bag full of painkillers to take home. Total cost to me? $0 Gotta love public health!

At college I was voted “most likely to reminisce” – those were the days.

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I tried to write a joke on my phone – but the autocorrect kept stuffing up the lunch line.

Apparently daydreaming can be addictive – it makes you think, doesn’t it?

When your partner is hogging the bed… we’ve all been there.

If you are ever charged by a hippopotamus, the best advice is to contact your credit card company immediately.

If you were to dig up all the worms in your garden and lay them end to end – your partner would leave you.

Awestruck! Congrats to the team!

Organizational psychologist Dr Tasha Eurich discovered that only 10-15% of people are truly self-aware – you know who you are.

Fun fact: If you eat an apple, potato and onion blindfolded with your nose plugged – you’ll be kicked out of the supermarket.

Lots of laughs were had at the Auckland Seinfeld concert. I too aspired to be a stand-up – until I realised, I was better at sit-down.

We breed 'em tough in Aotearoa NZ

Special kindness from the King’s Guard (and horse).

Shout out to all the AI bots that follow and like my posts – I feel the love.

Our Lydia Ko shows her mettle to win the 2024 AIG Women's Open Championship

Who agrees that: it's bad luck to be superstitious?