I will vote for Kamala Harris in November even if this is her VP pick. ESPECIALLY if this is her VP pick.

"Let us dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world." - Senator Robert F. Kennedy.

J. D. Vance looks like if your favorite serial killer let himself go.

What a game! Eight Olympic gold medals in a row – congrats to the women’s USA Basketball team on an incredible win!

Walz is a midwesterner with northeastern swag. And I am here for it.

Yes, Obama, the movie’s sequel is usually worse.  Oddly enough, one of the exceptions to that rule is “Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.”  Odder and more exceptional still: that’s also the first & last worthwhile contribution Trump made to society, culture, or humanity in general.

“OMG Walz’s son is so hot…oh shit, wait, how old is he?”  - me, doing the most Republican thing one can, while watching the DNC

2024: disposable cameras will save our democracy!

On the subject of abortion, J.D. Vance feels exceptions should not be made for rape or incest, which is funny since he looks like the byproduct of both.

Some of y’all never saw your dad cry when the family cat, Pitstop, died, and it shows…

I get it. I love Retro stuff. Old movies, old TV shows, mid-20th century architecture and design. But I have to say, the Republican's embrace of the Dred Scott decision is taking the whole Retro worship thing way too far.

Now we know why there were never any pets in the Trump White House…he ate them.

“What’s unconscionable mean?”  - Donald Trump

“People don’t leave my rallies.” Well, not alive, anyway…

“At least in Springfield pussies are being eaten!” - Melania, yelling at her TV tonight

“She’s busing ‘em in.” What is this, a Boston public school in 1974?

David Muir: President Trump, I’ll give you a quick minute… Melania: Don’t worry, that’s all he needs.

“I probably took a bullet to the head…” - Trump Wait, you’re not sure? You know who doesn’t use words like “probably?” People who take bullets to the head.

They couldn’t hold yesterday’s Presidential Debate on 9/11 because Trump wasn’t willing to share the date with another attack on America.

🤷🏻‍♀️I mean, we’ve had some doozies…🇺🇸