currently crying and throwing up.

her>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>google

this reminds me of, like, every time im out for a walk or doing some stuff, it’s like, ohh, so it took me like 2 songs worth of listening to simon and garfunkel to reach from where I was to my house (basically you start measuring distance by how many songs you listened to)

i mean how bad could it be if i said i love you right on our first date?

missionary cuz can’t simply waste any moment (need to yapp like every second and obviously i want to see her face)

this domino review is hilarious

i always wondered how a cute fluffy big guy like a bear who if i watched, i would be like, arghh, why are you so soft and kind of feels like if i hug you, I’ll feel all loved and normal? can be so violent and dangerous (i mean just look at him, JUST LOOK AT THOSE EYES THOSE PAWS)

that some malignant plot line

idk why but your nails they remind me about this (im really sorry 😭😭)

my mother is not going to take this news well. as a tupperware aficionado (as all mothers are), this is sad. i mean, she trusted more on that piece of plastic than her own flesh and blood (i mean, tbh, I would too). refrigerators; mothers, we all will miss you 💔

half of the day just went to figuring out that DHCP server issue. as a non-techie that was tough (reddit saved me but then again lost a good amount of time), the only good thing that i can take away from this day is that i learned something new

one of the most fun things me and my mom do is watch serials together. the rage and laughter are sooo fun to the point where mom is like, i think we should right a mail to zee and tell them ki arey vo bahu bhott ache hai please aisa maat karo uske sath 🙏🙏😭😭

you see every time someone talks about the moon i just can’t stop thinking about the fact that it’s the only sort of thing that we can see besides the sun that belongs to space. rest everything is beyond our reach, and still 12 people have set foot on it is just beautiful