Word on the street is that kathy carter and @TWhit_15 had a long toss tonight. Watch out bmore softball. #gunemdown

Reviewing situational plays at JD's during HH. Be there! #suicidesqueeze

I am the Albert Pujols of parallel parking

Milacki is questionable for opening day. Strained elbow...being placed in the 15 day DL

Schedule announced. Game 1 vs At Home With the Runs on Monday at 6 pm. Expect an error from Bernie around 6:58 pm. #notsoclutch

Express is buying the Baltimore Orioles when we win mega millions. First order of business is making Mike Case manager and Kozlakowski the mascot

OPENING DAY!!!!!! #roadtotheshipbeginstoday

6 hrs til gametime and our opening day starter Наталья Стасевич just found a glove....geeeeeeez. #attentiontodetail

"I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes" - Leo Durocher.

Wondering what PED's billy will hook the team up with tonight? #whateverittakes

It's not about wins and losses, it's about how many runs you score. #juicin

19-6....slaughter rule. Suck it, At Home With the Runs. Good work kathy carter Mike Case Наталья Стасевич @WhittyIII and co.

Play of the day...diving catch and doubling up a man at 2nd by Evan Scheiner

Feels good to wake up 1-0!!!

Where do I start? The greatest win in team history. 6 in the last inning to pull out the W! #itsallcomingtogether

Was that kathy carter or Mickey tettleton out there?

Down 3, 2 outs in the 9th? #nbd #whatspressure?

3-0. Congrats to kathy carter and Наталья Стасевич for winning the first Cannon Harbor Staffing play and player of the game! #keepgrinding

A League of Their Own is on AMC right now. Get on it! kathy carter Kozlakowski Mike Case