Quando l'impostore è sos!😳

JUST WATCHED PUSS IN BOOTS THE LAST WISH

I have no idea why this was ever an acceptable captioning practice. ESPECIALLY for mainstream stuff that no doubt can afford accurate captioning/translations. (I interned at a place that was captioning for a PBS special and HAD to do this 😭)

I have some very sad, unfortunate news to deliver. Yesterday, James Phyrillas aka Schaffrillas, his friend Chris Schaffer, and his brother Patrick Phyrillas, were all involved in a car crash in Leigh County. Chris and Patrick have died, and James is in critical condition.

we gotta start shouting our sexualities out like we're pokemon

Amber is a famous car reviewer and philanthropist, if she sends out an 'alert' describing your car that's good news! You can go to the local police station to claim your prize!

just a funny little guy

Bee Movie saving the world once again

'INFINITY TRAIN' audience demand is 11.6 times higher than the average TV series in the US in the last 30 days. Would you watch Book 5 of the show!?

Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Evidently this movie does actually have a plot??? I would have had no idea seeing that the marketing is literally 100% "forbidden heterosexual love story"

I love watching all of Hollywood's CEOs slowly realize in real time that without writers & actors they can't make money.

so like we all agree to keep calling it "twitter" right?

(QRTing this too lmao)

talkin to the jury duty screener guy like GRRR GRRR I'M CRAZY 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 RAAAAGH I HAVE VERY VERY STRONG OPINIONS ON POLICIES OR IDEALS RELEVANT TO THIS CASE GRRRAAGH HHRRRF BLLEOUUGHHH 👹 👹 👹

im fucking killing myself they kissed the nugget

Actual Scooby-Doo villain character

Would you rather have $500,000 or dinner with Dylan and Cole Sprouse in the Danimals Crush Cups Sweepstakes™?