sometimes i think ill never enjoy anything in life as much as i enjoy housewives…

I could not imagine being the person interviewing Mary Cosby for her confessionals. It would so hard to keep myself from laughing 😂

David Beador Hit With Restraining Order #RHOC Full story Here: intouchweekly.com/posts/shannon-…

For the amount of times John Wick is on Bravo, I feel like Keanu Reeces should at least start attending Bravocon.

Am I really about to watch this? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Uglies Netflix

How come I didn’t know my bday twin was a DJ?! 😲🤣👏🏻#themoneygame

also I NEED season 2 yesterday bc what do you mean this is Mayci’s back story and we basically didn’t mention ANY OF THIS????? like did I miss this?!?! this mf angel

hopefully she lets go of the 165 pounds of dead weight she’s carrying on her back #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

I wish I took a before picture because this feels so good right now. ❤️

About to have one of the last pool days of the year. I feel like my hot girl summer is ending with a pillsbury doughboy autumn by Crumbl…

You know what to do when someone tells you to “ keep talking”

#Dateline just said that in the US, the leading cause of death for pregnant woman is HOMICIDE 😳

Meredith Marks, the unhinged queen that you are! Don’t ever change! #RHOSLC 🙏

Asking Russians what stereotypes they know about Americans

I feel like karma is going to give Shannon Storms Beador alimony money via Jim Bellino 😈 #RHOC

Imagine inbred Zac from #SecretLivesOfMormonWives demands to become a DJ after meeting Kyle Cooke at an event in NYC…#summerhouse

#elisabethriouxunfiltered on Prime Video has me by a chokehold 😳