I haven’t felt creatively inspired in my posting the last couple of days so I’m going to get drunk and see what happens

someone on Crypto twitter got to interview Trump before someone on RW twitter got to. I bet RW twitter feels like losers right now

I only post good when I'm in love with a Cluster B man I need a muse

He fell out of love with me because I took a shower. I fell in love with a man online. I met him on the corner of the internet dedicated to esoteric health fads and red pill masculinity dating advice. I knew that he was fluent in all of this stuff. Something they always talk

look at my mcdonald’s order number. I am blessed by the internet. 1337 is my angel number unironically

Gay men are to AI/Crypto what the Jewish race is to the media. Total domination. Gay men being childless creates an unrelenting desire to produce the closest thing possible to a child; a startup. Crypto cofounder, investor and advisor relationships all start in gay nightclubs

i;ll fight bob lax

BRONZE AGE SHAWTY sent me 1 SOL

I’ve been off the goop lately

deleting my life

i’m done posting selfies

bartenders are always rude egoic assholes because they know they’re the slave

call me Lebanese the way I be blowing up his phone

"I can't believe he chose the younger, dumber girl over me!" The quality here is not "young", it's a certain innocent peace and joy that is the product of a smooth mechanical brain being born into an uncomplicated and unchallenging life. However, the need to project the

If we were crossing the road together and a car came speeding towards you imminently I would push you out of the way and lay down and die in the street in your place. If we were held at gunpoint asked to give up our seed phrases I'd lie and give them all of mine so you don't have

joining the military would fix me

I'm kind of evil but also have a pure heart I don't really know how to explain it

Diddy did bad things or whatever but I can’t help but admire someone who is really good at blackmail