My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Be Here (Sky TV) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.

Guy whos listened to 1 Bob Dylan song: This guy sucks Guy whos listened to 100 Bob Dylan songs: Saying he's the most important songwriter of the last 60 years is an understatement he is so much more than just a musician h Guy whos listened to 600 Bob Dylan songs: This guy sucks

if I hadn't heard of spider-man I would just kill and kill and kill

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

I better go superviral for this...

I was hoping to wait until I could break the news to my family, but there you go..

Now I Wanna Eat Yr Dog

2 Cailín 2 Ciúin

Again this feeling of relief that the truth is true: they did sabotage us. But alongside it such sadness and frustration: that now these wanks have power and will use it for austerity and privatisation.

you sure about that

not gonna repost that young lady's thread, but i genuinely think people would have more fun at concerts if they didn't focus solely on getting to / staying in the front row

Jim White (Dirty Three) will play drums

Six years since the all-acoustic A Broke Moon Rises, Papa M rolls into the shred zone with a fresh, fine, fat-assed set of songs in Ballads of Harry Houdini—and just SIX of ‘em, so you know they’re groovers—out 11/22 Listen to "Ode to Mark White" + order: lnk.to/harryhoudini

this was like nothing else... thank you belfast, thank you BOILER ROOM ❤️‍🔥

Bob Dylan said WHAT?!

French DJ explains that he can’t come to Ireland due to the allegations.

Junior Brother is taking a scoot to Belfast in March and we're delighted to be hosting 🤩 Tickets onsale Friday Hup!

Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’ bit.ly/4etFGRq