The other morning it was the theme ditty to What's Happening!!!!

It's god damn cursed!!!!!!!

I thought it was a god damn pregnancy test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That wood will be useless!!!! You guys need to leave this place!!!! Leave it!!!!

Yes!!! He too is an asshole!!!

Attention citizens of Crystal Lake! Tomorrow is Friday the 13th! As you know this place is cursed! I advise you to pack up whatever bullshit you need and leave this place! Do it today! You're doomed if you don't! Once the clock strikes midnight it will be too late! #FridayThe13th

So many pantries, so little time!!!! #FridayThe13th

And now we'd like to do a little ditty we wrote called, You're Doomed If You Stay Here!!! #FridayThe13th

DM of DOOM!!! #FridayThe13th

No!!!! I haven't been at home since this morning!!!!!!!!

Jamie!!!! Nooooo!!!!!!

I'm out warning people!!!!!

Pammy!!!!! I told him not to open the camp!!!! I also told him to buy a shirt!!! He listened to none of it!!!!!!

This was back when I worked at the god damn Crystal Lake Gazette!! I had a weekly column titled, "This Place is Cursed!" Sadly nobody believed me and I was let go after a couple years!!!!

DM of DOOM!!!!!!

Pammy!!! Leave the machete at home!!!!!!

The worst thing that happens because of the bottle is that I may shit my pants!!! The worst thing that happens because of your machete is death and doom!!!!!!!!!!

Now that Friday the 13th is over, I have others to warn!!!!!

Yes!!! I didn't know she was here!!! I'll find out!!!!