fit fo tonight

type of shit my coworkers would show me expecting me to laugh

i bet doing heroin while driving feels good asf for the truck driver

when i die make my headstone look like a tweet

this is exactly what i'm talking about 😭

you heard it here folks! if you don't have a phd you're a worthless retard

when i read hatchet in 5th grade i instantly knew i forever wanted be the guy that starts the fire at parties and keeps them stoked into the wee hours of the night

nothing says light and fresh like fried fastfood seafood in ohio

i should've been an angel but i'm too dumb to speak

We never stopped.

i support this acquisition of land so i don't have to buy a canadian license to fish the eastern half of lake st clair

they should invent a butthole that doesn't itch 24/7

i'm like if glorilla was a soft and sensitive white boy

man vs food but it's me and a 12 pack of miller lite pints

person who can’t poop: i can’t poop the poop doctor: look no further

watching joe rogans new standup special as a form of self harm

if halloween is for dressing up like scary things why is it bad if i dress up like hitler