My annual tradition of running into corners in haunted houses and bruising the same spot on my leg continues

Just saw the moon and wow it’s pretty and also it explains a lot about how people were acting today (including me because I cried at work and then cried again at the grocery store just now because they didn’t have my frozen meals)

Rewatched Poughkeepsie Tapes. Still meh. I should like it but it’s so silly. He should have been a little less…like that. Too much like a comic book villain. BUT I’ve decided after reading other reviews that the documentarian is him and that made me like it 20% more.

I ❤️ this hot stuff shirt

Was just humbled by my inability to open the door to the Tesla that Uber sent and had to stand there like 🧍🏼

Tonight 🦇 the Blumhouse bar is super cool, the drinks are actually really good and there’s nothing like watching people (who can’t) dance to 80s pop music in a room decorated like the Purge + Megan lmao

Need this setup in my house immediately

Wearing makeup to horror nights??? Also pls acknowledge how toned my legs are 💪🏻

They’re playing Otherside and I just asked Jon his favorite Chili Peppers album and there is only one acceptable answer and he was wrong. What is it!

This place has sloppy dogs which are hot dogs with chili + queso in a fried puffy taco and let’s just say… this isn’t in my diet but when Jon orders sloppy dogs, I will try it and it’s definitely worth whatever calories is in it