life update: i’m still getting sexier

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn

“it’s not that deep” is insane because these are my feelings not yours

Nothing pisses me off like people ringing down my phone. If I miss your call, I saw it, relax & just wait for me to call back.

Been in Scarborough all of 15 minutes & there’s already a man pissing on the wall next to me. This is why I don’t come over here 😭

made up the term expat so they don’t have to call themselves that 😂

Except she’s not actually considered a Disney princess 😂

Love Mulan to death but she’s not the daughter of a King or Queen nor did she marry a Prince. She’s still a badass Warrior though

Queen & Bathurst is so sad omg

How I feel everyday on this app:

He’s going to mysteriously pass away in prison like Epstein

This is a nation of professional protesters.

BIG FUCKING DAY LET’S GOOOOOOOO

FINALLY OVERCAME MY FEAR OF DRIVING LET’S FUCKING GOOO 🙌🏾🎉

Shoutout to everybody who tried to teach me how to drive, saw me panic & gave up lmaoooooooooooo

asked if a beef patty is like a Hot Pocket and the lady took me out back and shot me

I love the transition between summer and fall. There’s just something extremely nostalgic about it. Even a bit romantic, too.

I wonder if people in other cities with famous landmarks love them the same way people from Toronto love the CN Tower?