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Happy Captain

@eodhappycaptain

not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.

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Sometimes when you open an MRE, you know you have gold. Jalapeño cheese is for suckers when you have the best spread ever to grace The MRE. What’s the best item in a military meal, from any generation?

Sometimes when you open an MRE, you know you have gold. Jalapeño cheese is for suckers when you have the best spread ever to grace The MRE. 

What’s the best item in a military meal, from any generation?
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Hi Michael, We realized you’re getting a really good deal on a plan that no longer exists. Since your plan is solid and you aren’t going to change, we are reducing your auto pay discount to make your current plan less appealing. If you take this new plan, which isn’t great,

Hi Michael, 

We realized you’re getting a really good deal on a plan that no longer exists. Since your plan is solid and you aren’t going to change, we are reducing your auto pay discount to make your current plan less appealing. 

If you take this new plan, which isn’t great,
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It’s important to talk about suicide prevention. Suicide is a heavy topic that many people are uncomfortable having, but it’s a needed conversation. I have lost more friends to suicide than I have to combat. I suppose in many ways they were lost to combat. The EOD community has

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14 years ago today, the Army and the United States of America Lost a hero. He left behind a wife, three daughters, and scores of friends. Take some time to reflect today.

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I once drove the wrong way down a one way street in Boston because MapQuest said to, and I knew if I didn’t do it I’d be lost forever.