I have a lot of work to do but instead I’m sitting in my office crying over this buzzfeed listsicle. How’s your Thursday? buzzfeed.com/spenceralthous…

I’m not even looking out for golf carts or electric scooters when I walk across campus anymore, I’d rather risk being taken out by one of them than getting Covid in the classroom

I’ve been feeling this every day since Fall 2020

It’s really Monday again huh

Thought Facebook & Instagram being down would make me a lot more productive than I’m being today, but here I am on Twitter

This is the third day in a row that I’ve looked at the clock and realized it’s late afternoon and I’ve gotten nothing done. I don’t know where the time goes.

What did we do before doodle polls

That huge scary spending package that includes better health care, child care, paid parental leave, etc costs $350 billion a year. Billionaires gained $1.8 trillion in the last year and paid half the tax rate you do. And they tell us "we can't afford it" with a straight face.

What if I just…didn’t work today

Well the weekend is winding down and turns out I didn’t do a thing with that extra hour we were given today

Why isn’t there an option to unsubscribe from reply all emails

How are your semesters wrapping up? What’s going on in your lives as we claw our way to the end of another semester? Tell me something good!

Just spent a stupid amount of time deleting “links to an external site” from all the links in my copied-and-pasted syllabus content 🥴 thanks Canvas

Well already can’t keep up with my emails

This thread is the best of academic Twitter

I finally finished multiple projects on my to-do list but one major deadline remains…tax day

If only

Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.