The lowest winter fuel allowance is £200. The cost of the monarchy, at least £345m a year, could fund 1.7m allowances. We pay William the equivalent of 115,000 fuel allowances as a private income. The royal grant is going up by £45m, equivalent to 225,000 allowances. #NotMyKing

Big surprise Oasis decided to let abhorrent capitalists ticketmasteruk (inventors of the cuntish “dynamic pricing” concept) run their ticket sale. “The last great working class band” is how Noel Gallagher described Oasis. Fuck off Noel you fraudulent Tory cunt

Doubt today’s events will change my opinion on this, but just to reiterate: dynamic pricing, shit, platinum tickets, shit, golden circle, shit, paying for meet and greet, shit, extortionate food and drink, shit, sound quality, shit, little dots on stage, shit, everything, greed.

Imagine your 12 year old son was in court in front of the judge to be sentenced - after admitting being involved in racist disturbances and rioting - and your first thought is to fuck off to Ibiza on holiday and leave him to it. Insane bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5y8…

As we approach 2 years since lizzy croaked it, time to take this one out the archives and again show off the best chant to come out of scottish football.

"We're going to leave you with the names of the 72 men, women, and children, who lost their lives as a result of the Grenfell fire." Victoria Derbyshire #Newsnight

"They never die who live in the hearts they leave behind." 💚 #CelticFC's Prince of Goalkeepers, John Thomson, sadly passed away 93 years ago today 🍀

Glasgow right now…..

Well I, for one, was SHOCKED…I TELL YOU when I heard the racists & fascists at George Square start singing The Billy Boys & giving it the “up to our knees in fenian blood” patter Who could have thought Rangers fans - of all people - would be in amongst the rascists & fascists?

Jewish filmmaker Sarah Friedland dedicates her award to Gaza “I am accepting this award on the 336th day of Israel’s Genocide in Gaza and 76th year of occupation. I stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine in their struggle for liberation.”

Just got called a “terrorist synthesiser” there after yesterdays good guys/wanks picture by some wee racist whopper 😂

A lot of racist people on the far right got in touch with me over the weekend and were very upset by the “Good Guys/Wanks” photo below from Saturday. So, for anyone who was upset or wasn’t sure what “wanks” meant, I’ve updated the picture for you. Glasgow on Saturday….

Today marks the 39th anniversary of the passing of the great Jock Stein! Always loved and forever remembered 💚 #CelticFC🍀

Oh man….Roy in Edinburgh at Sneaky Pete's on the 23rd 💚

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John, you’re immortal.

They’re eating the dogs? I’ll be cancelling my trip to Springfield then #FuckThat

Geese peace ya fanny

Big news over at Edinburgh City