"Roosevelt sent the japs to internment camps because we were at war with them so Trump's presidential obligation is to send the libtards to internment camps because we're at war with them too. It's called legal precedent soyjak"

No amount of islam that is forced down on the Persians will ever stomp out the eternal Zoroastrian spirit of 70s disco dance

Yeah I’m on truth sосial what about it

Fuuuuuck I asked Bap to release his Trump interview and he trapped me in the Black Ops main menu

"Deploy the hag crying in her car. Have her post a Tiktok. Send $3 million to Tim Pool and tell him to rexost it."

"No escape this time libtards. Trapped in there with me forever. Encased like amber. Watching me Make America Great Again with every breath I take. Enjoy the show. I may even let you refill your popcorn."

-Makes all of his enemies think he's a babbling retard who doesn't know what he's doing -Actually is a genius mastermind that never gets caught -Has a very distinct appearance that can never be mistaken for anyone else -Found the fountain of youth -Always wins in the end

Yeah I'm not letting this one go

"Here's my bookshelf. 30 dollars from Ikea" "So you like read and stuff? Are you like a reader?" "Haven't opened a single one. The authors are all either my mutuals on Xwitter or died decades ago." "..." "Except for that fаggоt Mussolini he hasn't followed me back yet"

"Me seek da asylum let in" "We've been expecting you" "You... wait for Ngogo..?" "Are you here for the lobotomy or sponge room?" "Ummm you hav debit card for Ngogo? Where free debit car-" "NURSE! Bring me my ice pick. Extra rusty."

When we win we’re changing it to the Geneva Suggestions

Everyone has a little bit of Hitler in them, every fucking cunt out there, you're a fucking sick cunt if you wanna be brah. Stop being a fucking fagcunt alright, go out throw romans. Thats what we fucking do cunt, thats what we’re doing this shit for. You wanna be a fucking lil

Project 2025

Do you like the Il Ducemobile

This one’s even better

Eurobros are laughing hysterically at us

Yeah this one’s going straight onto Nasser Lifting Radio

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