Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like. Get that image real clear in your mind. Then click.

Bit quiet with all the lads on internationals so re-watching the Beckham documentary. Cheeky Kath appearance ♥️♥️

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What a guy ♥️

Fabio Capello [as England manager]: “I won't sing the national anthem because I feel it is wrong to sing another country's anthem.” No one gave a shit because we didn’t live in a culture war nonsense era where everything is viewed as a slight on patriotism.

Anything to have a moan at Erik Ten Hag right.. 🤬 This was the actual comment made by Erik, regards to Ugarte's fitness on ➡️SEPT 1ST. Totally normal, realistic and cautious following all the injury problems we had last season "Couple of weeks".. well considering we were not

Ugarte is that much of an animal his tackles can be felt 6ft away.

It’s like the Red Cafe after a storm

Not a chance Ten Hag or INEOS lets this happen. Massively undermines him at a time when there’s questions marks over his judgement. Loan more likely if anything.

Size of Rooney’s arse lol

Dion Dublin said Rooney didn’t have any boots and bought some from a sports shop yesterday. Wind it in Wayne have you been coaching in your slippers? X

Tweets like this are so silly. Unlike my very mature tweets.

FANNY BOTTLED IT

Non-celebration after all the grief, what a melt. I’m booing him too now

Who DOESN’T think it can take a player time to be FULLY match fit (90 competitive mins in the Premier League)? Why are ppl using him starting as a Ten Hag gotcha. I could start against Southampton, doesn’t mean I’m ready!?

Anyone want the lottery numbers? X

Carsley to sub himself on, bag a third and get his willy out while singing god save the king xxx