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“Evil woman grabs ear of aging tyrant to the horror of the court” - one of the classic scandals, ancient even, we’re playing the hits

Clearly Ireland should donate the 400m for Casement Park out of the Apple money.

I still think the worst part of the Abbey Theatre scandal is that they appointed two Scottish men to run Ireland’s National Theatre in the first place.

This is the worst use of anagramming in copywriting history

In Austria a woman has been convicted of manslaughter after her neighbour caught covid from her during a “brief interaction on a landing”. Seems a bit much

On the future of FDI in on our infrastructurally impoverished island

Ronan Leo Tynan Time and time again, before October 7, 2023 we warned that if Bashar al-Assad and his allies were not held accountable for their crimes this would only open the door for other genocides and atrocities to take place across the world From Syria to now Gaza, Sudan, Ukraine and more

In the process of getting polarised into claiming the bike shed was actually a bargain

Thinking about this all day. Seems completely mad to me.

Chris Rufo’s next scoop will feature *actual video footage* of an alien that abducted and anally probed a very reliable man from Ohio

Note how he implies conspiracy by saying migrants were “dropped” into a town. Consistently they’ve used this language – as if it’s more likely that 20k were transported there by the state for reasons than they moved there because there was a labour shortage and they wanted jobs

Anyway remember when people thought RFK had eaten a dog and how that was generally regarded as quite eccentric and sorta gross

Congratulations to Christopher Rufo, who, while trying to find evidence of Haitians eating cats in Springfield, managed, through the tireless journalistic efforts of his team, to uncover the shocking story of someone grilling chicken in a different city more than a year ago

Just back from the twitter cat-eating rabbit-hole, pleased to report that I found a guy who is smugly demanding to know what evidence people have that they *haven’t* been grilling cats. Gotta love that sort of delicious stupidity

A major beloved director came out with a movie and there was all this fanfare about the amazing de-ageing technology they had employed to make the actors look 50 years younger, and everyone has politely never mentioned the existence of that technology ever again

Two more sources for 'We're Going on a Bear Hunt'. I've updated my blog to include this: michaelrosenblog.blogspot.com/2024/04/the-tr… The True Story of the making of the book of 'We're Going on a Bear Hunt' - please note the legal implications.