i love smoking with weird people like what do you mean it's nine in the afternoon

my happy place is in someone elses house going through their things and touching their stuff

what cocktail of pills can i take that will mask my adult autism enough for me to appear whole and normal and beautiful and worthy

Asshole cramps is the most unnecessary thing about being a woman. Like what does a possible baby/period have to do with my asshole please? Just doing anything

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Them: When they dig up your bones, they'll say you were a ma- My friend: don't give a fuck, the gender affirming bird says I'm a woman

Trump will forgive my DUI???

im crying bc they really say that shit

it’s like trying to communicate with a kindergartner

Ivy wolk is gonna blow up and I’m gonna be here from the beginning god bless

tame impala was right. elephant shake his big grey trunk for the hell of it

low vibrational but i need that rn

this existence could’ve been an email

What they don’t tell you about getting your back tattooed is that they will put you in these yoga ass poses and then put your body through extreme stress and you’re just like expected not to fart