This is pure evil 💀💀

hat stays on

dang i wish there was a piece of headwear that symbolized calm, bullish assurance in the face of nonstop weeping fearposts on the TL. a garment that whispers “chill, man. we’re going so much higher,” & which can be easily applied onto any image known to man. does anyone know of

perfect channel retest on $wif. nobody is ready for the V reversal thats about to happen partner.bybit.com/b/bluntz

This is Warren Buffett, the 19-year-old trading prodigy some call "The Oracle of Omaha". His recent call of " $wif to $120 EOY or i cut it off " at the World Economic Forum made waves in the investing community. But how did Warren get his start? [1/36] 🧵

stop selling $coin stock you absolute rats it's going to be the mfing custodian of the US treasury

BRIAN ARMSTRONG! YOUR KINGDOM BURNS TO THE GROUND, WHILE YOU WATCH IMPOTENTLY SECURE YOUR LEGACY PRESS THE BUTTON

be gentle with your normie coworkers this week. they’re not used to seeing this kind of $nvda drawdown you may also wish to plant the seeds in their mind about a better way. a golden path.

NOW IS THE TIME, SOLDIERS tell every single normie you know: "wow, did you see NVDA finally dumped? 'it's so over' haha. imagine if crypto went for a huge run again like it did after stocks went nuts in 2021. prob not but would be wild." PRACTICE YOUR DELIVERY. it must sound

傍観された場合は、これは高い信念トークンに拡大する良い機会であると信じてください

Damn kole world got hands

TICK TOCK, MR ARMSTRONG. THE DOLLARS OF OPPORTUNITY COST KEEP SLIPPING THROUGH YOUR FINGERS, LIKE SAND IN AN HOURGLASS (list the fuckin dog, man)

This is huge. If you paid attention in Civics class, you know this means that Dogwifhat is, per some analyses, THIRD IN LINE for the presidency, regardless of which candidate wins No wonder smart money is bidding

Interdasting pa happening on the hatted dog token

$PEPE 30B $WIF 30B $POPCAT 20B $MOG 10B $GIGA 5B $MICHI 3B

what's not important is stuff getting listed on kraken canada It's just simply that wif and pepe are leading the charge as CEX escape velocity memes -- they're the tip of the spear. takeaway: CB spot is inevitable, and if any memes get listed on robinhood US this cycle, it's them

Install -> try to buy spot $wif -> realize you can’t -> uninstall Many such cases. Easily fixed