Hufh. Why do I wanna be made to be tinky at Megaplex?.. Hrfh. I'm kidding, I s-swear.

Hmmm. This puppy needs more before he's ready to come off. >.< I wanna lose control soooooo bad. Is not fair.

Huh? What do you mean we have to get up out of the bed?..

Oh. Uh. I can explain.

Yeah. I'm a bab~ Come get me. :3 Changing in a rest stop bathroom so you don't have to stop at any others... 🥴

I see stuff like this and I go "Ooh, ouch, I felt that" and then I go "Well, 50k people liked this, so lots of people felt that, and cool stuff still gets made, so I guess it's just part of the process, maybe I'm not HUMAN DETRITUS after all", and that makes me feel better.

>.< is sog

You belong riiiiiight... here~

I don't know who runs the Barq app, but they really need to add Hypnosis as a kink.

Hey BARQ!... Will you please add this? It's a super popular kink. Thank you! :)

Jhhfhf. I need the danger changies. 🫣

MY ROOM IS TINKY RN. ... I should not send this. 😏

This is my fren. 🥰

"Tugging Daddy's paw so hard that I lift myself up off my own footpaws!!!" levels of wanting one of these new limited time Onesies Downunder onesies 👀

I WANT THESE SHORTALLS