This week’s Private Eye

I didn’t put the bin out today because: a/ It’s not full and I’m lazy b/ I suspected this ⬇️ would happen c/ Both a and b #StormEunice

Oh bother.

In this war everything is real: Putin’s madness and cruelty, Ukrainian victims, bombs falling on Kyiv. Only your sanctions are pretended. Those EU government’s, which blocked tough decisions (i.a. Germany, Hungary, Italy) have disgraced themselves.

Il y a pas un léger problème de calcul ici ? Le code promo c’est pour -30%. Et 33,57€ ça correspond à quoi ? 🤔 Darty

When the good choons come up on your playlist. But you’re at the office so you can’t sing along. 🎶

Thanks to Carol Hedges for sharing✊

Absolutely.

Couldn’t make it up 🙄

Beggars belief. Or does it. What a stench the conviction of #Megrahi was.

Tell a man covered in blood to his shoulders, who tried his damndest to save a life, who then had to go back to work as if nothing happened, "to be less stroppy." That was me. For £14 an hour. Fuck off.

I am 100% behind the nurses and their right to strike for better pay & conditions. Are you?????

So what we have here is the story of an innocent man with special needs being executed in the street. He posed no threat. As he lay dying, a soldier despatched him and has now walked free despite his despicable crime against humanity. And the world’s response? Nothing.

6-year old wisdom: “In the olden days, cars were pedal-powered”. Right-oh, my child. #kidlogic #thingskidssay

Off to Decathlon. 3 yo grabbed some essentials. A paint roller, a tractor, and a flag. He’s ready for any eventuality. Possibly. #beprepared #thingskidsdo

In 2 months, Israel has “wreaked more destruction than razing of Aleppo between 2012 & 2016, Ukraine’s Mariupol or, proportionally, the Allied bombing of Germany in WWII. It’s killed more civilians than U.S.-led coalition in its 3-yr campaign against ISIS” apnews.com/article/israel…

"Israel is seeking to permanently alter the composition of Gaza’s population with ever-expanding evacuation orders and widespread and systematic attacks on civilians & civilian infrastructure in southern areas of the besieged enclave, a UN expert warned." ohchr.org/en/press-relea…

Going nowhere in the passport queue at Eurotunnel. Brit border checks are so slow, vehicles can’t even clear the French booths. #brexitbonus

We’ve been in this queue so long, younger child has had time to watch all of Frozen. And the end of Cars. 😬 #brexshit

Suppressed News.