I can explain -

Finally, NFT’s are gone. I’m surprised it took Elon this long, but a W is a W regardless 😎

Dexerto

good reddit That would be an absolutely terrible idea, no offense. Ice cream is typically around 6-10 degrees Fahrenheit when ready to serve. For something that cold to come out of your body would cause lasting damage to you and your entire nervous system.

Holy guacamole

non aesthetic things I would still recommend getting married with the person you love. It’s a wonderful part of life’s journey. This is a one in a million chance, and shouldn’t generalize marriage.

I have a slight suspicion that Elon is going to accidentally add an extra $200,000 to his ad revenue payout.

Oh cool I’m on Philip Defranco.

I have to use the bathroom, I will make a tweet when I’m done.

I will not apologize for letting my wife have sex with my best friend while I watched. In fact, I’d let her do it every Saturday if she wanted to. And I WON’T apologize for that either. You people don’t control my life. You can’t tell me what I want.

I would like to apologize for a Tweet / Xweet posted earlier today. This was scheduled 2 years ago, and doesn’t align with my current values and morals. I am deeply sorry to anyone offended. I would now only let my wife do it once every other Saturday. People change. So can I.

If I were president I would just make it illegal to say it’s white and gold, punishable by death. Like I would straight up just put you on the electric chair I’m not kidding. At some point it’ll make you black and blue deniers stop lying for attention.

I am a grown ass man, can I have 1 grown ass man birthday for once please

Today I learned that Caseoh is actually one of the FBI's most wanted Terrorists. How has he been streaming completely undetected?