close friends live is just gonna be gooning isn’t it?

yall need jesus on this app

JD & Usha Vance’s third in the relationship

i’m not a diver, not yet a swimmer

nyt headline: jimmy carter’s lack of endorsement for kamala shows dems in disarray

why are americans the only people in the world who find it acceptable to scream across public spaces to get someone’s attention

“tell us a little about yourself”

I love near the end of a flight when the flight attendants queen the fuck out in the galley together. Legends only.

Happy ‘NEW ROCHELLE CHALLENGER PRESENTED BY PHIL’S TIRE TOWN FINAL’ day to those who celebrate. 🎾✨

3 friends simultaneously told me today im bad at texting 😭

flight attendant

bitch no they don’t, i got cut from the middle school team tryouts 😭

says lauren boebert while getting fingered at beetlejuice

JD Vance was here

do you think you are capable of love despite having previously lived in washington dc

somebody smells like brooklyn (derogatory)

Dick Cheney will now be allowed to go to the 9th circle of hell instead of the special 10th that was created just for him

boston silver line be like