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Linn gets it — Guys literally only want one thing and it's fugging disgusting: Trading like pros on one screen, gaming like champs on another. 🎮📊 Crush PVE this bull market. Hop in for EZ Mode. 👇

"Long your longs", as someone I know would say. Are we in this phase yet? I have no clue. But I do know one thing: MUX Protocol is running its trading contest 2.0 with *real prizes* (no cap, there's PS5s, Nintendo Switches, and other rewards). Anyway, I digress from the "long

Got the cajones, amigo? 🫴 mono † nailed it—the MUX Chad Trading Contest 2.0 isn’t just about trading skills, it’s about guts and glory. 💥 Win or lose bigly, for a PS5 or Nintendo Switch every week. Ready to bet big on the market’s next move? Make it count on MUX.

Can't date a trader if: • No long-term trade history • Uses a CEX (I don't) • Unmoisturized • Less than me (portfolio, risk tolerance, AAA games) • Doesn't believe in leverage • Only holds one token ($BTC, spot) • Skip ropes • Can't hold a position for more than 96 secs

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Nova knows— PS5s are important. But big savings are importanter! 💪 MUX delivers a 0.015% position fee post-rebate, 0% spread, and 0% price impact on $BTC and $ETH. Trade the majors without burning through your wallet(s) - literally and cryptographically.

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Low fees unlock more trading strategies. Hedging is like edging —a balance between order and chaos. ... Maybe you'll win a Switch. ... Or a PS5. ... Or both on the same day! 🎁

Another huge step from Arbitrum (💙,🧡) 💙🧡

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Use a stop-loss today gents. Or at the very least, learn how to not get destroyed by fees when you trade. Protecc your PNL, like it’s sacred. 👇