We applaud OHBM and Wiley in research for sticking to their guns with their (higher) $3,850 APC

We would like to remind the 870 reviewers that they not in an exclusive relationship

We will soon be announcing a very exciting program! Undergrads & highschoolers - Have you wanted to contribute to the scientific process or even peer review? You soon will have the chance! High performers could be promoted to Editor. Must like science, learning and capitalism

🚨New paper klaxon! Out now in NeuroImage: We looked at habituation and novelty detection across 1, 5 and 18 months. We found that babies who habituated well on the EEG task also tended to do so on the fNIRS task- same for novelty detection. sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Finally out in Neuroimage! Check out our new paper on spinal cord resting-state fMRI & its reliability! #fmri #spinalfmri #spinalcord #restingstate sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Our editorial positions now come with free absolution by a genuine Catholic priest. We don't pay him but he does get 10% off our access fees

We are very grateful for our talented interim team. Being despised by your peers is a small price to pay when you get 10% off Elsevier access fees

Please ignore any footage smuggled out of our office

We are so proud to be providing resources for nurses. And our journals have so many valuable discoveries that are crucial for patient health. How valuable? $3,400 of value. Such a bargain

We understand that $3,400 can seem like a lot. But consider that it's just the equivalent of 1,307 coffees from your local coffee shop

Feeling grateful that your expertise is valued so highly!

Okay, so we use free labor with 40% profit, dismiss the scientific community, and take as much of your funding as we can, but at least we're not the tenured faculty at Department of Psychology at Columbia University - they're on a different level

It's been several months since the Big Resignation and we see that Wiley's Human Brain Mapping is humming along with its $3,850 APC. What's your memory-erasing secret HBM?? Share it with your buddy over here

I know which one I'd choose

I'll tell you what it could fund: 160 NeuroImage papers. Or 143 in Human Brain Mapping but you get more bang for your buck with us

So Society for Neuroscience (SfN), are we related? Because you've got some Elsevier DNA in your operation. Hopefully you're following our lead & increase your fees regularly. Oh you do? Great! Welcome to the (Gentleman's) club

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"Just get stuff done" trending on Twitter might be the biggest irony of all