Failure to stack sats is not an option! Don't be left behind!

Tomorrow I comedy the sushi. Los Angeles eventbrite.com/e/jaydaviscome…

This will be the first time I speak about my AVM and subsequent brain surgery at a neurological conference, or even an environment outside of comedy. I’m very excited. Thank you Balt USA

Seriously excited to discuss my TBI, how it has affected my life, and how we can help others get to the other side of diagnosis and surgery. Thank you Balt USA & SNIS Info !

. The Bitcoin Conference … “NASHVILLE!!! BITCOINS!!!! I can’t wait for next week- I’m going to drop my first ordinals project; THE FIRST COMEDIAN to inscribe Ordinals. YESSSSSSSS it’s the better NFT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Register for the drop here: tjmiller.kred/waitlist

I will be there. Bob will be there. Will you? #nashville #bitcoin The Bitcoin Conference PUBKEY

Dropping the FIRST ordinals project minted on the Bitcoin blockchain by a comedian… tonight. Tonight. Register to be first to know when 3 limited editions of my best tour posters are available- tjmiller.kred/drop/T.J.%20Mi… #bitcoin #ordinals #futuristshit #tjmiller

Dropping the FIRST ordinals project minted on the Bitcoin blockchain by a comedian… tonight. Tonight. Register to be first to know when 3 limited editions of my best tour posters are available- tjmiller.kred/drop/T.J.%20Mi… #bitcoin #ordinals #futuristshit #tjmiller

I will be speaking at The Bitcoin Conference this week. AND dropping the first ordinals by a comedian, limited editions of my touring posters. Let’s. Fucking. Go. Get them here: tjmiller.kred/drop/T.J.%20Mi… BTC > $. All. Day.

Just whaling The Bitcoin Conference Russell Brand

In honor of the Olympics, the greatest SNL short ever made. Men's Synchronized Swimming.

I saw a guy on a bike in New York City and the cargo in his basket was an open bag of grapes. I don’t know if he was snacking as he bicycled, but I said out loud “that’s a grape idea” and I could feel all of Manhattan hate me for just one second.

I know you’re not supposed to look at the phone for 2 hours before you’re supposed to sleep. But are you even supposed to sleep? What’s going on? #votebluelight #thisseptember

We need to shut all AI down immediately

The only thing the rich inherit is a poor work ethic.

Not so meh anymore; my queer cinema film “The Emoji Movie” is the #1 movie in America today. Haters said it’d ruin me and I never should have left Silicon Valley. Who’s 💩ing now? Love you all very much.

South Hampton! For the first time I play the south of Hampton and absolutely destroy them. mainprospect.standuptix.com/events/t-j-mil… Come check it out!!

Free captain Paul Watson. He was jailed for intercepting illegal wailing boats off the coast of Japan and put in a Danish jail awaiting extradition to Japan where will die in prison. Just for stopping the murder of the most majestic mammals. Unless we help him. Don’t scroll