This submarine story is a lot like the the Richard Gere gerbil story. #titanicsubmersible

He can still make friends at Penn St at this age.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I think Germany is wondering how we don't know this is fake. Most of us know Germany. #NFL #NFLFrankfurt

Nice touch having the #Hamlin double at the #NFL game tonite. #Classy

Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys are nothing more than a scam. Jerry said he was treating last week like a playoff, guess because Washington is the only way he can win a playoff game.

Jerry Jones is fake, but we act surprised when his Dallas Cowboys turn out to be fake?

#Bellagio #Vegas #keno 2 7/7’s playing 11 cards

7-7 #keno #plaza #vegas Nice hit at the The Plaza, it’s on the improve.

8/8 at the Plaza, by the sports book, 4 card keno.

6/6 on video poker machine w Keno, single card. Got there so fast, didn’t have time to sweat it. Venetian Las Vegas.

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I want to be created as equal as Hunter Biden when I got to court🤓 #SOTU

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary This only makes me feel old.

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Am I the only one that has tried to withdraw money for a month from @draftkings with no luck? This feels like a Nigerian prince scam.

Did you know that AMF bowling asked for a tip to pay for bowling?

Hey DIRECTV we pay you well north of $200 a month and you cut out the US Open and Phillies on ESPN. Well guess what. We just started our free trial to YouTube TV and am cancelling you on Tuesday. Been toying with the idea for a while. Decision has now been made.