neighbor: did you hear about chuck
me: you mean chuck who borrows things & doesn’t return them
neighbor: they found his body in the river dude
me: did he have a dvd copy of freddy vs jason on him
ME: may i see a milk list
WAITER: a milk list
ME: that’s right
WAITER: we only have 3 kinds
ME: you got chocolate
WAITER: yes
ME: what year
WAITER: why this one of course
ME: bring the jug
suspect: i ain’t talkin
cop: [sharpens knife] we got ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake]
suspect: can i have some
cop: cake is for talkers