instagram reels (who currently thinks im a hardcore Christian) is mostly fully of garbage but occasionally you’ll strike gold

Tchaikovsky after realizing the 1812 overture had become a hit

Fentanyl Joe and his Accordion Gang

I would torture him in a shipping container for up to a year

Saw a bunch of tiny birds jumping around in the leaves with each other

Okayyyyyy!!

I always wanted to live in china but also i love cell phone apps and making fun of government officials online

Close enough

Teeheehee

What it’s like to be me

Sister and her boyfriend came over for dinner and while they were leaving I heard him ask “do you still have my amulet?”

Onigiri save me…

This is objectively hilarious. This is scripted comedy. His delivery is on the spot too lmaoo