when i run into a collaborator whose emails i've been ignoring

can't believe that Jens is going to be best known for accidentally communicating with Cthulu and infliciting ḧ̷͉̰́̐̌̊̕͝ơ̶̯̭̠̫̊̋̒̾̄̅̓̂́̌̉̿̑̎̚͠r̴͚̞̗̘̔̀͜r̵̨̩̻͇̖͙̟̘͓̹̈͐̈́̌͋͋̐͋̇͋̕͝o̴̩̳̬͇̊̀́̇͘ŗ̷̧̛̻̥͙̠̘̝͈͚͎̳̲̩̖̟̀̓͐̆͐̔̊ͅs̷͎̩̯̺̜͈̝̘̮̔̽̔̂́̓͐̐̃̕͝͝

Terry Rudolph (co-founder of PsiQuantum) being Schrodinger's grandson is a clear instance of nepotism that i strongly condone

is it really happening this time?

Still collecting information on salaries in quantum computing and quantum information! Please see the survey link in my pinned post*! *I'm avoiding linking directly as Twitter down-ranks linked posts

I'm seeing a clear pattern here...

live footage from the IBM team at the moment

Jay Gambetta, but after the Google logical qubit result

I love you, but you’re not quantum serious people. This paper is nice work and shows some good results like the distance scaling for a memory, but just to continue on the fun light tone of the original post, if the race to FTQC is say covering the distance between NY and Sydney

i love the field of quantum machine learning. the papers are like: "do we have theoretical evident this give a quantum speed up?" no "but do we think it will work in practice?" also no

"GOON MASTER SOPHONT SIMP" may have a good point about the role of quantum physics in cognition much to think about

quantum computing mentioned

much to think about

Adviser: I haven't seen you for months. Are there any updates on the paper? Me:

i aspire to write papers with titles this good

i love arXiv so much

oh my there's a federal anti-trust lawsuit again 6 publishers (Elsevier, Wiley and others) for collusion. lieffcabraser.com/antitrust/acad…

me to my grad students 3 hours before a deadline

very sad that no quantum company has given their engineering jobs the title "quantum mechanic"